M-am sculat, la prima or\u0103, cu o durere grozav\u0103 de inim\u0103. Oricum a\u015f fi stat, \u00eentins, \u00een picioare sau chircit, m\u0103 durea de parc\u0103 un cle\u015fte uria\u015f str\u00e2ngea toat\u0103 partea st\u00e2ng\u0103 a corpului. Zeci de cu\u0163ite se \u00eenfigeau \u015fi ie\u015feau din mine, la fiecare mi\u015fcare. Respira\u0163ia era cea mai mare problem\u0103. Aerul intra cu mare re\u0163inere \u015fi dac\u0103 inspiram mai mult de jum\u0103tate de ciclu, cu\u0163itele \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103ceau \u015fi mai tare de cap.
\nMama are de ceva timp probleme cu inima, dar nu \u015ftiam c\u0103 o mo\u015ftenesc \u015fi c\u0103 am ajuns \u015fi eu la v\u00e2rsta la care subiectul se manifest\u0103. La cum m\u0103 doare \u00eens\u0103, e clar c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ajung de urgen\u0163\u0103 la doctor.
\nCu toate acestea, am\u00e2n momentul, deoarece i-am promis lui Luca s\u0103-l duc la cinema – e pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a lui \u015fi, unde mai pui, ca e \u015fi un film 3D. M\u0103 ab\u0163in de la \u0163ig\u0103ri \u015fi pornesc spre ma\u015fina, \u015font\u00e2c, \u015font\u00e2c, cu \u00een\u0163ep\u0103turi \u00een inim\u0103, la fiecare pas. M\u0103 doare c\u00e2nd fac orice mi\u015fcare brusc\u0103, m\u0103 doare c\u00e2nd \u00eenchid portiera \u015fi c\u00e2nd \u00eenv\u00e2rt de volan. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ca e, totu\u015fi, ceva incon\u015ftien\u0163\u0103 \u00een joc, deoarece pot face un preinfarct sau vreo alt\u0103 criz\u0103, mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in fatal\u0103, chiar la volan … a\u015fa c\u0103 oprim la farmacie s\u0103 lu\u0103m ni\u015fte pastile. Farmacistul \u00een\u0163elege, e \u00eengrijorat, sugereaz\u0103 s\u0103 merg la urgen\u0163e \u015fi-mi d\u0103 Aspacardin \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Un pahar cu ap\u0103 \u015fi-mi recomand\u0103 s\u0103 iau pilulele pe loc. Mul\u0163umesc \u015fi plec\u0103m \u00eenceti\u015for \u00eenspre cinematograf, unde p\u0103rin\u0163ii prietenului lui Luca \u00eemi sugereaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel las cu ei pe b\u0103iat, s\u0103 iau un taxi \u015fi s\u0103 fug la un EKG.
\nDecid s\u0103 mai stau totu\u015fi cu Luca, respir cu aten\u0163ie, m\u0103 lini\u015ftesc, nu fac mi\u015fc\u0103ri bru\u015fte \u015fi, la jum\u0103tatea filmului, mai iau o pastil\u0103. C\u00e2nd ie\u015fim, hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103-l duc pe Luca acas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 n\u0103pustesc \u00eenspre urgen\u0163\u0103. Nu fumez, merg \u00eencet, cu b\u0103iatul, \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor, al\u0103turi. Ca s\u0103 nimeresc cel mai potrivit spital, sun la linia de urgen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi sunt \u00eentrebat \u00een detaliu despre v\u00e2rst\u0103, stil de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de felul specific de manifestare a durerii. Apoi vine \u00eentrebarea cheie: durerea \u015fi \u00eentep\u0103turile se \u00eente\u0163esc atunci c\u00e2nd inspir profund? Da! De unde \u015fti\u0163i? E grav, probabil, nu-i a\u015fa? Nu chiar, mi se r\u0103spunde. Ave\u0163i sigur o \u00eentindere a mu\u015fchilor intercostali, sub inim\u0103, v\u0103 doare c\u00e2nd respira\u0163i pentru c\u0103 se mi\u015fc\u0103 toracele. 90% din nebunii care sun\u0103 cu team\u0103 de preinfarct, au aceea\u015fi problem\u0103. Vede\u0163i?, lumea \u015ftie c\u0103 inima e \u00een st\u00e2nga, dar ei uit\u0103 c\u0103 au f\u0103cut o mi\u015fcare mai stranie cu o zi \u00eenainte, c\u0103 au exagerat cu flot\u0103rile, c\u0103 au f\u0103cut sex sportiv, cu figuri ca la Hollywood sau c\u0103 au schimbat instructorul de Pilates cu unul mai dornic s\u0103 \u00eei transforme \u00een olimpici, peste noapte. Reg\u0103si\u0163i ceva care se potrive\u015fte? V\u0103 mai doare vreun mu\u015fchi pe undeva? M\u0103 pip\u0103i cu mintea \u015fi descop\u0103r un um\u0103r mai \u00een\u0163epenit \u015fi ni\u015fte mu\u015fchi la spate mai altfel dec\u00e2t de obicei, abdomenul parc\u0103 e, \u015fi el, cu febr\u0103 muscular\u0103 … Lua\u0163i Nurofen cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini \u015fi v\u0103 ve\u0163i sim\u0163i mai bine. Pute\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i \u015fi un EKG, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i \u015fi sunte\u0163i ipohondru. Mul\u0163umesc, \u00eenchid jenat. \u00cemi aprind o \u0163igar\u0103 de la care m-am ab\u0163inut ca un dobitoc, o fumez \u015fi pe urm\u0103toarea \u015fi m\u0103 bu\u015fe\u015fte r\u00e2sul, de om sc\u0103pat de probleme. M\u0103 uit la cutia de Aspacardin \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cui s\u0103 i-o dau? Poate unui instructor de sport, care s\u0103 \u015fi-o bage \u00een fund atunci c\u00e2nd strig\u0103, cu \u00eenver\u015funare: hai trage\u0163i de voi! 8, 9, 10 \u015fi acum \u00eenc\u0103 zece mi\u015fc\u0103ri, mai rapide, cu trunchiul sus, a\u015fa cum \u015fade bine corporati\u015ftilor ce stau cu ochii \u00een computer.<\/p>\n
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M-am sculat, la prima or\u0103, cu o durere grozav\u0103 de inim\u0103. Oricum a\u015f fi stat, \u00eentins, \u00een picioare sau chircit, m\u0103 durea de parc\u0103 un cle\u015fte uria\u015f str\u00e2ngea toat\u0103 partea st\u00e2ng\u0103 a corpului. Zeci de cu\u0163ite se \u00eenfigeau \u015fi ie\u015feau din mine, la fiecare mi\u015fcare. Respira\u0163ia era cea mai mare problem\u0103. Aerul intra cu mare […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jurnaldebancher.ro\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}